O.k. ladies, I apologize now, but another group of dieters that annoy me are those losing weight for their "man."
Let's all pause a moment while I filter the profanities.
Are f-ing kidding me ladies?
No, no, no I do not want to hear it.
The "my man said I needed to lose a few pounds", "I don't think he's attracted to me anymore", "he said I might not want to eat that because it will go straight to my thighs" crap will not be tolerated in these here parts.
None of the above or anything in its similarity are acceptable.
My husband has never once said I wasn't anything less than perfect and has always made sure I feel beautiful. It could be out of fear, because I'd slap him silly if he said anything any different, but the point is, he has never been dumb enough to even try to be so rude.
Every time I hear this b.s. it infuriates me and most of the time it is coming from skinny girls and I am left thinking, "what has he done install carnival trick mirrors in your house?"
Seriously, a guy like that should be lucky you aren't a pencil or another man might pick you up and carry you away right before his pathetic eyes.
So do me a HUGE favor and the next time your "man" tells you that you are fat or even implies it, say,"Honey, I have to stay this weight, because if I were any skinnier or hotter I'd be out of your league. Oh wait.. I already am!" And then you walk your perfectly acceptable booty out the door because even if you aren't a size 2, you are still perfect and don't deserve that crap!
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